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2011.11.02 - Surprise Visit
I was walking through the local mall, when I saw a small group of people chatting with each other. I noticed that one of them was wearing a familiar grey cap… Cue me staring in disbelief as she looked at me and smiled.
"Surprise!"
Later in the dream, we were roaming around the, now larger, mall. In an arcade, I came across this strange blue plastic sword that kept changing shape. First a sword, then a pair of pants, then a vest… It weirded us out more than a little.
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2011.11.02 - Bad Sheriff
A young woman was crawling across the desert floor. "Everyone must know what's happened… I will tell them of this betrayal."
An arrow, shot from behind, hit her in the neck, killing her.
"No, you won't." a familiar voice claimed.
The man who shot the arrow walked into view, only his boots visible until he bent down and pulled the arrow out of the woman's spine…
The murderer was non other than a human version Sheriff Woody, from Toy Story.
Later on the dream dealt with an imposter Buzz Lightyear, though I can't remember what happened…
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2011.11.06 - Out-Gunned
For whatever reason, I was walking through a large building. It looked like either a city hall, mall, or convention center, but I think it was supposed to be a church or something?
There were armed guards everywhere. All of them glared at me as I walked past them. I eventually entered into a small room that I think was a restroom of some sort.
I pulled out a duffle bag (no idea where it came from). I opened the bag up to find a mask made to look like the face of a bunyip, and a man-portable minigun (I have no idea how that would even fit into a duffle bag).
It would appear that whoever was in charge had gotten on Beauregard's bad side. And if there's one thing you should never do, its piss off a group of highly trained (and somewhat unstable) mercenaries…
There was a banging on the door. The man on the other side claimed to be the leader of this group/militia. From what I can remember from the basic conversation, he was either a corrupt politician or corporate executive. He was the kind of guy who only looked out for himself, and would crush anyone who he deemed to be beneath him (so, basically everyone).
I had enough of his 'holier than thou' crap, and opened fire on the door. It splintered under the barrage of bullets. The hinges and lock were damaged to the point where the door swung open (inward). The man staggered through the door a couple feet before falling face first into a bloody pool of his own entrails. On a somewhat amusing note: the man looked like the late Steve Jobs…
His soldiers weren't to happy about that… Luckily for me, basic Kevlar vests are no match for a storm of 7.62 mm bullets fired at 2000 rounds per minute. Though to his credit, one of the bigger guards ran for about ten feet before collapsing in a mangled, bloody pile at my feet.
I'm not sure when, or how, the dream ended. I'm sure if it had played out further, the rest of the team would have shown up to help catch or kill any survivors.
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2011.11.06 - Roving Around
Very mundane/boring compared to the last one…
My friend, Barton, had traded in his Geo for an old Land Rover.
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2011.11.09 - Christmas at Grandpa's
It started out with me rummaging through some old box of stuff that had apparently belonged to one of my grandmothers. In one of them, I found a cute looking pink purse/shoulder bag.
It looked sort of like this, but pink and with a single, long, shoulder strap.
Later on, I was at my grandpa's house for what seemed to be Christmas dinner (not surprising, as we always went over there for that in the past).
There was also another guest there… Kitsi. Off in her own little world playing some video games on my grandpa's TV.
One of those 'what the hell are you even doing here' moments that can only happen in a dream…
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2011.11.21 - Dreamstuck
I can't really remember much other than Tavros failed to live up to an angry mob's stereotypes. "Pfft, you call yourself a troll?" "Worst. Troll. EVER."
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2011.11.27 - Prime Combat
Bumblebee & Sam, Insecticons lead by Waspinator.
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2011.12.02 - Betrayal
"Thanks for the help all these years…"
Trapped in car, gas leak, etc.
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2011.12.03 - Sweet Maze, Hella Lost
I was being chased through a large, white, and well lit, labyrinth-like complex by what appeared to be a generic MSPA character.
At one point, he had me cornered (so to speak). I was at one side/end of a square path. In the middle of the path was a large pit. There were only two directions I could go… Both of which led right past my pursuer. To get to me (or for me to get out) one would have to go through one of two rooms on either side of the path/catwalk.
I feinted left and tricked him into running into that room. As he did, I bolted through the room on the right. When I came out the other side, there was no sign of him.
I continued through the complex for some time. I came across a banana laying on the ground and decided to pick it up.
I found a long stairway that went along the outside of the complex to a lower level. As I was about to head down, I saw the man from before run up the steps toward me.
I pulled out the banana, peeled it, and left the peel at the top of the steps. I backed up from the top of the stairs. As soon as he reached the doorway, he slipped on the peel and went tumbling down the stairs, screaming. "IT KEEPS HAPPENING!"
Seemingly out of no-where, Kitsi appeared and shouted down at him. "I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE STAIRS, BRO. I WARNED YOU!"
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2011.12.16 - Down With Cobra
I was watching an animated show that was… Odd, to say the least.
Ms. Frizzle from The Magic School Bus had teamed up with the Sailor Senshi and the Mane Six to take down Cobra.
What.
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2012.01.03 - The Fifth Rip-off
I was watching a movie that, despite the amazing special effects and great acting, was still horrible. In spite of all the was great about it, the one thing that ruined it is that the plot was ripped directly from The Fifth Element.
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2012.01.21 - New Apartment
At some point, I had moved into an apartment above a small business, which was built on top of the remains of a crashed alien craft (it was mentioned in the dream, but had no real importance to anything that happened).
After roaming around the building, I went to bed. Like in real life, it was a futon, only automatic (press a button and it would shit between bed and couch). After laying down and switching it to bed mode, I closed my eyes and could feel something heavy laying on me.
I opened my eyes to find one of my OC's, Mayuko (a pale skinned, dark haired cat-girl), laying on top of me and the covers. Naked (save for a pair of black panties), and purring.
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