Dream Journal 038 - Frills and More Weird S***

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12.8.10 - THEY COME

A nightmare? In my dream journal? I’m actually surprised this hasn’t happened sooner…

I was riding along with a couple people I had met in Job Corps ( ~superfreaklagos, and a guy named Ben )… When Ben swerved to avoid hitting something… A motherf***ing Slenderman.

Later on in the dream, I was dangling from a cliff, and staring down at me was a f***ing Rake. It lunged at me in an attempt to maul me… But for some reason, I had a sub machine gun, and decided to fill the bastard full of lead until it was bouncing off the rocks below. And guess who I saw as soon as I looked back up at the top of the cliff? That’s right, Slendy was back.

And then I woke up (thank the gods).

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12.15.10 - Frills Vs. Firetrucks

I was being hunted down by some organisation whose weapons of choice were firetrucks. Waht.

It started when I was at some sort of convention. A passing firetruck tried blasting me with high-pressure water. I ran and hid, but the damn thing kept following me (why they didn‘t get out and come after me on foot, I have no idea). After finally losing them, another one came after me. As I was hiding from it, I pulled out a small two-way radio… And called in an air strike on it (there is no kill like overkill). Due to how close I was, I could actually feel the heat from the blast.

After safely roaming around for a bit, I came across a clothing shop that specialised in EGL Fashion. On my way out of the building, I saw another firetruck. A GIANT, yellow fire engine with “Big Yella” painted on the side (it had four wheels up front, four dual wheels in back). It began blasting the front side of the building, so I ran out the back.

Once I was out in the open, I pulled out the radio again, this time I called for an airdrop. “Requesting airdrop of Washburn DTF” (A mecha I have yet to draw. It‘s about 30-40‘ tall and looke like a cross between Angelan and Heavyarms Kai). After a short wait, I looked up as a large aircraft passed overhead. It’s rear cargo  hatch opened and it dropped the W-DTF, which floated down via parachute. I somehow managed to control it remotely, and had it blast Big Yella with a particle cannon. Seriously, how was the military not after me at this point?! O_o

After Big Yella wass destroyed, and the W-DTF was on the ground, I was greeted by a group of armed and armoured individuals. They revealed to me that this whole incident was a training exercise. That I had scheduled.

It’s all fun and game until someone forgets what the f*** is going on.

After a brief meeting with some of the soldiers, it cut to credits. Once again, a catchy song played that I CAN’T F***ING REMEMBER. :<

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12.18.10 - Frills and the Autobots

I was wearing the same outfit that I wore on Halloween, and for some bizarre reason, I was travelling with a group of Transformers. The only things I can really remember were fighting an evil version of Road Ranger (a Guardian), and leaving Earth… In an RV (I wonder if it was a Winnebago…).

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12.18.10 - Dumbledore and the Magical Boomstick

As Dumbledore, I went fox hunting. Just me, and what I referred to as my ‘Magical Boomstick’ (a fancy, gold-plated shotgun).

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12.19.10 - Call of LittleBigPlanet: Sack Ops

In the dream, my brother, a couple of my friends, and my self were, apparently, playing LittleBigPlanet 2. We were playing a CoD style first-person shooter someone had made. All I can really remember was our weapons were paintball guns, and that I kept switching between a Bunnified Sackperson, and a hamster… In tactical gear.

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1.3.11 - Resort

I was at some sort of tropical resort with a couple of friends. I can’t remember much aside from the fact that 1: it had a ridiculously large pool. 2: Out in the ocean there was a small island city with an ash/smoke tornado rising from it.

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1.7.11 - Sons of Gods

I was living in a two-story house with Ian and Barton. Out of nowhere, Odin appeared surrounded by a small group of Valkyries. He came to tell us that we weren’t who we believed. It turned out that I was the half-mortal son of Hera (my deity name was ‘Theohohohs‘ or something like that). Ian was also a half-god (can‘t remember who his parent was, but his deity name was ‘Manabir‘).

He then pulled a whiteboard out of nowhere. It has various scribbles and symbols on it. He claimed that very few people could decipher them. My mother was one of them.

After that, we went outside where some sort of automotive/anime convention was being held. The only two cars I remember seeing were and electric sports car (it may have been one of my own designs, dubbed the ‘Cannonball‘), and a small electric coupe that looked like a Zastava Koral.
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Most of the cosplayers in the area were all in groups… Dressed as the same character. I ran into a girl who looked like a cross between me (Frills) and Amy from Soul Calibur. She suggested that we find a group of Edward Elric. cosplayers and antagonise them about their height…

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1.8.11 - Docile Takeover

I was Zim in this dream. The Irken armada finally decided to invade Earth. What was odd is that they didn’t destroy anything or kill anyone. They just showed up, claimed to be Earth’s new rulers, and that was sort of it… Many accepted them, others were more “Yeah… Whatever.”

A few random tidbits I remember:
A few Irken soldiers sinking old sailboats for use as artificial reefs.
Walking in on Tallest Purple… Who was singing “Fallen Angel” while dancing with a Chuck  plushie…

Purple: “YOU SAW NOTHING!!”
Zim/Me: “… Okay then.” *shuts door*

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