Dream Journal 035 - Uninvited Guests
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8.2.10 - The Speetle/Speedle
I was some sort of beetle-themed super hero with super speed and limited flight powers.
It started with me being in line for tryouts for a hero team (cant remember their name). A jerk-ass couple with matching costumes cut in front of me, giving me the Why are you even here, loser? speech. I punched the guy in the face, knocking him to the ground, and left.
At some point in the dream, I was running across water (either a lake of an ocean), When I decided, for no apparent reason, to fly straight up. I discovered that while fast on the ground, Im rather slow when airborne. I then went crashing straight down into the water (on purpose). When I came to the surface there was a man waiting for me in a rowboat.
It was Thomas Callaway (a.k.a. Cee-Lo Green from the band Gnarls Barkley).
What. The. HELL?
At this point, I woke up.
Seriously though, THE HELL?!
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8.10.10 - Swearing Like a Sailor
In this dream I was an old Sailor Moon fan-character of mine, Sailor Negamoon. After transforming into my scout form, the transformation wand became stuck to my hand. Try as I might, I would not come loose. Cue colourful and highly offensive language.
*waves arm around madly* F*** f*** f***ing F***
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9.1.10 - Uninvited Guests
I was at some sort of dinner party when a couple of party crasher appeared out of nowhere. Literally. Apparently, [link] Ryoko
decided to join in on the fun. O_o
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9.1.10 - Chicken Men
When visiting a run down mine with a small group of people, we came across a hidden lab. Inside were large, coffin-like chambers. And a humanoid chicken.
He looked like a cross between a rooster and a sasquatch. Capable of human speech, and not very nice (kind of a dick, really). While he was rummaging through some sort of fridge, I decided to see what was behind a door at the other end of the lab. As soon as I opened it, I shut it and sealed it. I ran, and everyone followed. What was on the other side?, you ask. Answer: [link]
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9.1.10 - Life With Frills
I was living in a small, downtown apartment, where my life was slowly turning into a cheesy harem anime.
It started with a knock on the door. I opened it to find a tall, brown-haired woman (she looked like a cross between [link] [link]
, only bustier) who was drunk off her ass.
. You shlet me in.
Why? I dont even know you!
And then she passed out. I almost didnt catch her in time.
A few more women showed up (I forget who, or how), making myh small apartment even smaller. The final guest arrived, claiming to be a vampire (she looked like a punk/Suicide Girl). I think you already know what she wanted from me
I believe the drunks name was Carmen, and the vampires name was Rokko Chiyu.
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9.7.10 - Battle of the Emerald City
I was on the phone with someone when I heard loud, bassy thuds from outside. After hearing this the phone went dead. I ran outside to see what was going on.
Explosions. Explosions everywhere.
I could see tanks, soldiers, and even the occasional RX-79 roaming the streets.
Some citizens went on with their daily routine as if none of this was happening.
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9.9.10 - Another Unwanted Guest
In this dream, I came home to find a REINDEER in my bed.
Me YOU, get out!
I was here first.
Me No. No you were not. Thats MY bed. Get out.
And so he left the apartment, pouting. o.o
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9.9.10 - Motherf***in Roberto
I was in some sort of ski lodge. When I looked at the main entrance, it was barricaded, and the windows on the doors were broken, but shoddily patched up. Beyond the doors
Was an angry looking moose. He charged the doors, and I ran. After going up a flight of stairs, I came to a balcony that overlooked the main entrance area. There was a large crowd of people, and in the middle
Was the moose.
It yelled IM MOTHERF***IN ROBERTO!
I could hear someone else yell GOD
And then, a sickening sound, followed by people hacking, coughing, gagging, and vomiting.
This moose appeared to be breaking in on a regular basis. He didnt break in to steal food. He didnt break in to attack people. He broke in
To break wind.
Effing Troll Moose
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